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Nick Fury: So I send you on a mission to KILL the Black Widow and you come back with her so you can give her a job?
Clint Barton: Er....well, I mean, I made a different cal-
Nick Fury: THIS IS SHIELD. WE JUST DON'T HIRE TERRORIST IN OUR PROGRAM.
*In the background*
Agent 1: Yo, Hail Hydra, man.
Agent 2: Hey! You too! :D
Trey: (about a game of D&D) So John throws me and the family out a window, thus sacrificing himself and destroying the enemy.
Me: What a hero! Did you build him a monument?
Trey: -laugh- No
Me: Roll to build a monument honoring John's sacrifice!
Trey: -laughing-
Me: Awww You didn't roll high enough.
Trey: Wow, don't be a dick!
Me: You're the one who didn't honor his fallen comrade!

rhymewithrachel:

it’s 2014 can we stop pretending that levi is a suave motherfucker

nhaingen:

please be patient with this small child. he is trying very hard

nhaingen:

please be patient with this small child. he is trying very hard

emiliaclarkesfuturewife:

accio-underwear for our jelsa shoot we should do this [meme] also please because i can see jack embarrassing the heck out of elsa ; w;

YES YES YES

I’m glad mint in small concentrations is okay for dogs because I have a face mask on and they are eager to try and clean it off.

milecelleri:

I ignore it, usually. Otherwise, it’s either strange, uncomfortable, or in the way.

so essentially no different from a vagina except that it takes up more space.
damn.

I would think those of us with vaginas have the benefit of everything being internal so during hot weather nothing sticks down there.

To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

mister-smalls:

nylooms:

tupacabra:

image

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

The Fault in our (Lob)Stars

creepyasha:

i hope they change the actor for daario naharis every season for absolutely no reason and with no explanation given

gaulllimaufry:

feeling kin d a tired lately. , , 

svveden:

sick……

svveden:

sick……